Friday, August 5, 2011

Doozy of a Day

Txt from my Dad: 8.4.11 (8:18AM)
"Hi Beth going to rain today"
--- Alright Dad! Not only did he spell my name
correctly, he's taking a neutral approach to today's
texts and is discussing the weather.
Txt from me: 8.4.11 (9:03AM)
"Rained here. How are you today?
I still haven't seen any pictures from your phone
they just show up like black blobs."
-- Selfishly, I really want him to figure out the camera. I can only imagine
the picture gold that he would send.
Txt from my Dad: 8.4.11 (10:34AM)
""
--- I get a lot of blank text bubbles from my Dad.
This is both figurative and literal.

Txt from my Dad: 8.4.11 (12:31PM)
"Hi Beth any thing crapping this wknd"
--- Predictive text magic.

Txt from my Dad: 8.4.11 (2:35PM)
"Beth tell me   if u get this
im in a bus
comming from  the mall"
--- I have so many thoughts. I wonder if my Dad
is amazed that he can be in a vehicle but yet, this
magic phone still works. I wonder if the other people on
the bus are as amazed at my Dad's ability to text as I am.
I wonder if my reply text is going to blow his mind.

Txt from my me: 8.4.11 (2:56PM)
"Got it. Cool huh? What did you
get at the mall?"
--- I know why my Dad went to the mall. It's
 the only thing he buys outside of Andy Capp Hot Fries.

Txt from my Dad: 8.4.11 (2:57PM)
"Im still collecting    d v d as
a  hobby"
--- And there it is. DVDs.
Txt from my me: 8.4.11 (3:32PM)
"What did u get today?"
--- My Dad's collection of DVDs has a long and storied history.
All I can say is that his choices are always interesting, always random, and,
if you ask for '30 Rock Season 3' for Christmas, you will end up
with 'Paul McCartney : Live from Moscow'.

Txt from my Dad: 8.4.11 (3:47PM)
"Life unexpected   on cw
channel"
--- And there it is.

Thursday, August 4, 2011

Dad is Concerned

Txt from my Dad: 7.27.11 (11:17AM)
"Bthy  whatn
is kevin  woorkin g on now  for money"
--- I'm positive that my Dad has no idea what my husband
does for a living. 
Txt from me: 7.27.11 (11:31PM)
"Same thing he's been doing.  Carpentry.
And he's super awesome at it! You need him
to build you anything?"
-- I'm positive that my Dad still has no idea what my husband does
 for a living.

Friday, July 29, 2011

Taking Pictures

Txt from my Dad: 7.28.11 (11:30AM)
"Messing  around    excuse me"
--- I'm instantly frighted. Please cell phone gods, be nice to me.

Txt from my Dad: 7.28.11 (12:28PM)

Txt from Me: 7.28.11 (12:31PM)
"What are you messing around with Dad??"
--- Did I just ask this question? Am I on a suicide mission?

Txt from my Dad: 7.28.11 (12:42PM)










--- I decide not to peruse this conversation any further.  Sometimes you don't need to know what is on the other side of the black bar

Thursday, July 28, 2011

Dad Texts Politics

Txt from my Dad: 7.26.11 (12:28PM)
"Sure is a big mess    with
gov"
--- Nail.on.the.head.Dad
Txt from me: 7.26.11 (2:53PM)
"Ha! Yeah. It's a giant pissing match."
-- Nail.on.the.head.Beth

Txt from my Dad: 7.26.11 (2:45PM)
"I dont  feel very usa  do
you   do we          have 1 last demacry
resolution in us"
--- Ummmm, I think I have to downgrade this to a thumbtack

Txt from me: 7.26.11 (2:46PM)
"Too many egos prevent a democratic solution."
-- No response, I fear my response was too logical

Hawaii Here He Comes

Txt from my Dad: 7.22.11 (12:23PM)
"Hon did you know i have a ticket            b to
Hawaii on Dec 7 its the pearl harbor   day"
--- Watch out Hawaii - that's all I've got to say about that.

I Think He's Getting The Hang Of Things

Txt from my Dad: 7.17.11 (10:49AM)
"Hi    Beth   what   u doing
today"
--- spaces aside, he's mastered the capitalization and texting lingo! Score one for Dad!

Txt from my Dad: 7.17.11 (11:33AM)
"Give   Charlie    a kiss for
me"
--- awww that's sweet Dad. I am convinced that my sister has discovered the best 'Dad phone conversation' loophole in existence. She is a genius.

Txt from my Dad: 7.17.11 (11:45AM)
"Hi    Beth   how    was
your    day"
--- Thanks for asking Dad, but it's only 11 in the morning, XO.

Txt from me: 7.17.11 (7:45PM)
"Dad! I'm so impressed with your texting! XO"
--- No response. I guess he knows this already.

My Dad's First Text

Txt from my Dad: 7.16.11 (4:53PM)
"Hi    death"
--- My name is Beth
Txt from me: 7.16.11 (4:54PM)
"Death??? Ha ha."
-- No response