Taking Pictures

Txt from my Dad: 7.28.11 (11:30AM)

"Messing  around    excuse me"

--- I'm instantly frighted. Please cell phone gods, be nice to me.

Txt from my Dad: 7.28.11 (12:28PM)

Txt from Me: 7.28.11 (12:31PM)

"What are you messing around with Dad??"

--- Did I just ask this question? Am I on a suicide mission?

Txt from my Dad: 7.28.11 (12:42PM)

--- I decide not to peruse this conversation any further.  Sometimes you don't need to know what is on the other side of the black bar

Dad Texts Politics

Txt from my Dad: 7.26.11 (12:28PM)

"Sure is a big mess    with

gov"

--- Nail.on.the.head.Dad

Txt from me: 7.26.11 (2:53PM)

"Ha! Yeah. It's a giant pissing match."

-- Nail.on.the.head.Beth

Txt from my Dad: 7.26.11 (2:45PM)

"I dont  feel very usa  do

you   do we          have 1 last demacry

resolution in us"

--- Ummmm, I think I have to downgrade this to a thumbtack

Txt from me: 7.26.11 (2:46PM)

"Too many egos prevent a democratic solution."

-- No response, I fear my response was too logical

Hawaii Here He Comes

Txt from my Dad: 7.22.11 (12:23PM)

"Hon did you know i have a ticket            b to

Hawaii on Dec 7 its the pearl harbor   day"

--- Watch out Hawaii - that's all I've got to say about that.

I Think He's Getting The Hang Of Things

Txt from my Dad: 7.17.11 (10:49AM)

"Hi    Beth   what   u doing

today"

--- spaces aside, he's mastered the capitalization and texting lingo! Score one for Dad!

Txt from my Dad: 7.17.11 (11:33AM)

"Give   Charlie    a kiss for

me"

--- awww that's sweet Dad. I am convinced that my sister has discovered the best 'Dad phone conversation' loophole in existence. She is a genius.

Txt from my Dad: 7.17.11 (11:45AM)

"Hi    Beth   how    was

your    day"

--- Thanks for asking Dad, but it's only 11 in the morning, XO.

Txt from me: 7.17.11 (7:45PM)

"Dad! I'm so impressed with your texting! XO"

--- No response. I guess he knows this already.

My Dad's First Text

Txt from my Dad: 7.16.11 (4:53PM)
"Hi    death"
--- My name is Beth

Txt from me: 7.16.11 (4:54PM)

"Death??? Ha ha."

-- No response